Escape to Paradise: Your Cozy Tangerang Getaway Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Your Cozy Tangerang Getaway Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Your Cozy Tangerang Getaway Awaits! – A (Very) Honest Review
Okay, so let's be real. Finding a good hotel in Tangerang can feel like searching for the Holy Grail. You're sifting through a mountain of options, praying for a comfy bed and maybe a decent cup of coffee. Well, folks, I took the plunge and checked out Escape to Paradise, and let me tell you, it wasn't exactly paradise, but it certainly offered a welcome escape from the usual Tangerang hustle. Buckle up, because this review is gonna be as messy and honest as my travel packing skills.
First Impressions & The Nitty Gritty: Access, Safety, & (Mostly) Accessible Bliss:
Right off the bat, accessibility is decent. I mean, it's not a shining beacon of complete inclusivity – I didn't see a ton of specifically tailored wheelchair features, but the elevator was a godsend (especially after lugging my suitcase through the lobby – more on that later). There's also car parking [free of charge] and car park [on-site], which is clutch in a city where parking is a blood sport. Note: I didn't see a car power charging station, bummer for the EV owners.
The security felt reassuring. There's CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, and security [24-hour], plus those all-important fire extinguisher and smoke alarms. They're also pretty serious about Cleanliness and safety, with Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and Staff trained in safety protocol. You can even opt out of Room sanitization (which, honestly, felt a little too clean at times - I'm a little grubby, sue me!). They also have a Doctor/nurse on call and shhhh whispered First aid kit.
Wheelchair accessible? Yep, I saw some things. More research is needed there.
The Room: My Tiny, Glorious Bunker:
Okay, let’s talk rooms. I grabbed a non-smoking one (thank the heavens!) and they offered room decorations - little details that made it feel less… sterile hotel-y. The air conditioning was a lifesaver in the Tangerang heat. My room had air conditioning, a desk, a coffee/tea maker (essential!), and a refrigerator (hello, late-night snacks!). There was also Free bottled water and complimentary tea. I could also work, thanks to the laptop workspace, which was nice.
The bed? Chef's Kiss. Seriously comfortable. The extra long bed was a definite plus for my clumsy self. The blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in, the interconnecting room(s) available might come in handy if you go in a big group, and I loved the slippers and bathrobes! I should say the closet let me properly empty my luggage - and there's ironing facilities.
There was Internet access – wireless and Wi-Fi [free] (essential!). The internet access – LAN was nice, if you're into it. There was a Scale, which I avoided like the plague after all the buffets, and my shower was lovely. Towels were fluffy!
Wi-Fi in all rooms? YES! And it’s actually pretty good.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: A Food Lover's Rollercoaster:
Alright, let's get to the good stuff: the food. This is where things got… interesting.
The Breakfast Buffet Bonanza (and the Coffee Crisis): The breakfast [buffet](or 'Buffet in restaurant' as they call it) was included, which is always a win in my book. They offered a decent Asian breakfast, alongside your standard Western breakfast. They had a Coffee/tea in restaurant but the coffee was… let's just say it needed some serious love. I'm a coffee snob, and even I struggled. They also had Coffee shop on-site.
Restaurant Ramblings: There are various Restaurants, one that served Asian cuisine in restaurant. They offered Desserts in restaurant, Soup in restaurant and Salad in restaurant. They had happy hours, for those who loves getting tipsy.
Miscellaneous Munchies: They had a Snack bar and gave out a Bottle of water. They also had Breakfast takeaway service is a bonus! If you're eating, be sure to ask for 'Alternative meal arrangement' if you're a picky eater as well.
Other Food Things: Room service [24-hour] is a lifesaver!
Relaxation & Rejuvenation: Spa-tastic, But Not Quite Nirvana:
Okay, the Escape to Paradise tries to live up to its name in this department. They had a Spa and a Spa/sauna, Pool with view, Sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool [outdoor], and a Swimming pool. They offer Body scrub and Body wrap.
There's also a Fitness center, a Gym/fitness, and maybe a Foot bath. Massage? You betcha!
Important Note: I didn’t get a chance to try everything, but the pool looked inviting.
Things to Do (Beyond Napping):
Okay, besides swimming, I used the Fitness center (which was well-equipped) to work up a sweat. There’s a Terrace to chill on, if you like the heat, and also a Shrine maybe?
Services & Conveniences: The Good, The "Meh," and The Unexpected:
Here’s where Escape to Paradise really shines. They offer a ton of services, some amazing, others… well, let’s just say they’re trying.
The Awesome: They had Daily housekeeping, a Concierge desk (super helpful), Luggage storage, a Laundry service, Dry cleaning, and a Cash withdrawal machine. They also have a Convenience store for those last minute supplies.
The Useful: They have Currency exchange and Meeting/banquet facilities. There’s also Meeting stationery
The Unexpected: They offer Babysitting service and are Family/child friendly!
The Quirks: They also have a Gift/souvenir shop. They also have Invoice provided and Cashless payment service.
Services and conveniences missing: I didn't see a Doorman, which is a bummer to get in and out. Nor did I see a Car power charging station, which would have been a nice addition.
For the Kids: Kids facilities, Kids meal.
Getting Around:
The Airport transfer was smooth, and they offer Taxi service. They have Valet parking, Bicycle parking and a Car park [on-site].
The Verdict: Should You Escape?
Look, Escape to Paradise isn’t a perfect resort. It has its quirks, its imperfections, and the occasional questionable coffee. But it's a solid choice for a comfortable stay in Tangerang.
Here’s the scoop:
- Pros: Comfortable rooms, decent amenities, friendly staff, and a good location. The security and Cleanliness and safety are top-notch.
- Cons: Coffee needs a serious upgrade. Some of the “paradise” elements could be more polished.
Final Thought: If you're looking for a hassle-free but far from perfect escape in Tangerang, Escape to Paradise is worth considering. Just pack your own coffee!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because you're about to dive headfirst into the beautifully messy, slightly chaotic, and utterly real itinerary for my stay at the "Warm and Cozy Studio" (air quotes intended, we'll see about that) at B Residence by Travelio in Tangerang, Indonesia. Prepare for some rambling, a few meltdowns (probably from jet lag), and the undeniable truth that I, in fact, am not a travel influencer.
Day 1: Tangerang Tango & The Apartment Adventure
Morning (aka "The Great Airport Hustle"): Landed at Soekarno-Hatta (CGK). Let's just say navigating that airport felt like running a gauntlet of bewildered tourists and aggressive taxi drivers. Found my Grab (thank the heavens for ride-sharing apps!), and immediately regretted wearing those cute new sandals. My feet, my poor, blister-prone feet! This whole trip is already off to a stellar start.
Afternoon (The Quest for the B Residence): The Grab driver, bless his heart, seemed to have a somewhat… loose grasp of Google Maps. Picture this: a sweaty, slightly grumpy me, staring at a tiny screen while we circled the same block three times. Finally, we arrived. The building looked promising. The lobby? Not quite as warm and fuzzy as the brochure suggested. It's… functional.
Late Afternoon (The "Warm and Cozy Studio" Reveal): Okay, here's where the air quotes come in. The studio was small. But hey, "compact living" they call it, right? The "warm" part? Well, the air conditioning was blasting, so… kind of opposite of what I expected. The Wi-Fi was a fickle mistress. Mostly, I spent the afternoon just trying to wrestle with the lock on the door. I’m not sure if it’s faulty door, or my, um, lock-opening ability.
Evening (Food Panic!): Finding food after a long trip is both a joy and a challenge. I ended up wandering the streets, fueled by sheer desperation. Found a warung (small local eatery) selling nasi goreng. It was… an experience. The spice level was… intense. My mouth felt like it had gone to a chili pepper rave. But you know what? It was delicious. And the friendly faces of the locals was the best part.
Night (Jet Lagged and Judgemental): Eventually, I crawled into bed, only to be visited by the demon of jet lag. Tossed and turned, judging everything. My brain decided this was a good time to contemplate the meaning of life. Slept maybe three hours. Fantastic.
Day 2: The Tangerang Tango Continues… And I Hit a Wall
Morning (Breakfast of Champions - aka Indomie and Regret): The "kitchenette" in my Warm and Cozy Studio consisted of a microwave, a kettle, and the vague scent of someone else's cooking from a week ago. So, Indomie (instant noodles) it was. It was good but also… not. Followed by a strong cup of Indonesian instant coffee. I was so incredibly caffeinated.
Mid-morning (The Mall Pilgrimage - And Shopping for… Socks?): Tangerang is a city of malls. It's malls as far as the eye can see! So I went, mostly to escape the humidity and the growing feeling of utter loneliness. Wandered around, overwhelmed. And, because I'd somehow forgotten to pack socks, I ended up buying six pairs in a lurid shade of neon green. My life choices.
Lunch (The Nasi Padang Debacle): Decided to be brave and try Nasi Padang, a delicious rice dish with a variety of sides. Ordered too many things (of course), and the bill was an unexpected blow. I blame my hungry eyes. I also spilled some rendang (slow-cooked meat) on my shirt. It was a good look, not a good day.
Afternoon (The "Cultural Experience" - or, the Museum That Wasn't): Tried to find a local museum. I was so optimistic before I came here, thinking I would be full of culture! Turns out, it was closed. Now, you're allowed to find the beauty in failure, and learn to be accepting, but I was NOT! I had come to see things, and things were not seeing me. Then I wandered around on foot, lost again, sweating again, and questioning my entire existence. By this point, I was pretty sure the "Warm and Cozy Studio" was actively mocking me.
Evening (The Breakdown): Found myself back in the "Warm and Cozy Studio," feeling utterly defeated. Sat on the bed for an hour, staring at the wall. Seriously considered ordering pizza. Then, suddenly, a torrential downpour began. And, you know what? It was actually kind of beautiful. The sound of the rain, the smell of wet earth drifting in through the slightly open window… it was… nice. I put on some music, ate some of my neon-green sock money, and decided to try again tomorrow.
Night (Embracing the Mess): Okay, so it wasn’t perfect. Not even close. But it was… real. And maybe that’s what I needed. Maybe the whole point of travel isn't to have a perfectly curated Instagram feed.
Day 3 (and beyond): The Story Continues… With No Promises Of Improvement
- To be continued… because I’m pretty sure my brain is going to malfunction. But hey, at least I have my neon-green socks!
Escape to Paradise: Your Cozy Tangerang Getaway Awaits! - FAQ (Because Let's Be Honest, You Have Questions)
Okay, So... What *Exactly* is This "Escape to Paradise" Place Anyway? Sounds a Bit... Vague.
Alright, fair enough. "Escape to Paradise" is a bit of a name, isn't it? Sounds like a cheesy travel brochure. Basically, it's supposed to be this… *cozy* little retreat in Tangerang. Think: not-a-big-chain-hotel, more like a… well, a comfortable house with some extra rooms. They're advertising it as a "getaway." My cynical self immediately thought "Yeah, right." But then I saw the pictures. Actually, let me back up a sec... I was stressed, *bad*. Been hitting that "rock bottom" mark at work and needed to, like, *escape* the constant noise. And the pictures of the pool… well, they’re inviting. And the promise of "peace and quiet?" That was the siren song that got me. So, yeah, "Escape to Paradise" is… a place to *try* and unwind. Emphasis on the "try," because, you know, life.
What Kind of Rooms Do They Have? Are They Actually… Clean? (Because Trust me, I've Seen Things.)
The rooms, ah… well, they're not the Taj Mahal. I'll be honest. They're… clean-ish. Look, I'm a bit of a germaphobe. I'm *that* person who packs their own sanitizing wipes. So, the fact that I didn't immediately run screaming back to my car is a win. The sheets *looked* clean. The bathroom… passable. There was a *tiny* hair in the corner, *but* I’m sure that’s from the cleaner, it’s almost spotless! (It was, by the way, not a hair from my head, because, that's how things always works hah). They offer different room types; some with balconies, some with "garden views." I opted for the garden view. (More on that later. Let's just say… my idea of "garden" isn't necessarily the same as theirs). Basically, they are okay, the bed is comfy, and nothing screamed 'scary mold situation'.
The Food! What's the Deal with the Food? Is It Edible? And More Importantly, Does It Come with Coffee?
Okay, deep breaths. The food… alright, it wasn’t five-star dining. Don't go expecting Michelin stars here. The breakfast was included, thank heavens for that! Coffee was… well, coffee. It was hot, dark-ish, and caffeinated. Which, for me, is the bare minimum requirement for life, especially after the drive there. There was a buffet setup – eggs, some sort of sad sausage (look, I'm not a sausage snob, but this was *really* sad), toast, and some unidentifiable fruit. I stuck with the toast and eggs. And the coffee. The toast was edible – which is more than I can say for some hotel toast I've encountered. Now, for lunch and dinner – that was the interesting part. They don't have a huge menu, but the local dishes were good enough. I highly recommend the Nasi Goreng!
Okay, Aside from the Food, What *Is* There to DO at This "Paradise?" Like, Actual Activities?
This is the big one, right? Well, "Escape to Paradise" *markets* itself as a place for relaxation. So… swimming pool, check. Pretty small, and I was sharing with a *ton* of kids, but hey, I swam . There was a small "spa" which I didn't try. I actually booked one, but I was too afraid to go. It looked like a hut-like structure. They also advertised "walking trails." Or… more accurately… a pathway. And a short, VERY short stroll to a small shop. Let me tell you, the "walking trail" was more of a "slightly-longer-than-walking-to-the-pool-trail." You're not exactly scaling mountains here. So, if you're expecting a jam-packed itinerary of thrilling activities, you're going to be disappointed. Bring a book. Several books. Or, you know, your phone, Netflix subscription and some good wifi. I ended up just chilling in the pool all day. It was nice tho.
Tell me about the "Garden View." Was it Actually a Garden? Or Just a Patch of… Things?
The garden view... oh, the garden view. Okay, remember how I said my expectations and their expectations of a "garden" might not overlap? Yeah. It was… a view. Of greenery. A lot of greenery. And a few plants. And a *lot* of weeds. And I suspect, a lot of insects. It wasn’t exactly the manicured, Instagram-worthy garden I had in my head. More like a… slightly wild patch of green. I saw *one* flower. ONE. But hey, there were some birds. And when the early morning and evening breezes hit the trees, it sounded like nature's music. I gave it a pass. It was quiet, and I don't look for perfection in everything.
Okay, Let's Get Real: Was this "Escape to Paradise" Actually… relaxing? Or Just *Another* Frustrating Experience? Was it worth it?
Okay, the million-dollar question. Was it worth it? Look, it wasn't a perfect "escape." There were moments. The kids in the pool? Bit annoying. The "garden"? Could've been better. The food? Not fantastic. But… I did manage to switch off. I finished the book (the one that seemed to take forever to start). I spent hours just staring at the pool and trees, the birds flying around. I slept *really* well. Something I haven't done in ages. Was it worth it? Yes, it was. It was not perfect, but it was a break. And sometimes, that's all you need. Would I go back? Maybe. Maybe I'll pack some insect repellent next time. And lower my expectations on the garden front. Mostly for the peace of mind more than anything.
Are there other facilities?
Yes, there are. They have a small restaurant, a lobby area, and parking space. The restaurant served a limited menu, but the Nasi Goreng was great. The lobby offered a place to chill-out with friends and family. And for the parking space, I didn't bring any vehicle but it seemed the space enough to handle all of their guest's vehicle.
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