Princess Andriana Resort & Spa - Ultra All-Inclusive Rhodes Greece

Escape to Paradise: Princess Andriana's Ultra All-Inclusive Rhodes Luxury

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the glittering, sun-drenched rabbit hole that is the Princess Andriana Resort & Spa in Rhodes. Forget your perfectly curated Instagram feeds, this is real life, baby. And trust me, after experiencing this place, you'll need a vacation from your vacation.

First Impressions: Is This Even Rhodes?

Seriously, the sheer scale of this place is… well, it's kinda ridiculous. In the best way possible. You arrive, and it’s like, BAM! Luxury overload. Grecian columns, sparkling pools, and more marble than a sculptor’s workshop. It's less "boutique hotel" and more "palatial takeover." My first thought? "Okay, where's the secret passage?" (There likely isn't one, but the vibe definitely encourages speculation.)

Accessibility: Navigating Paradise (or Not?)

Let's be real, accessibility can be a crapshoot. Thankfully, the Princess Andriana actually tries. The wheelchair accessibility is decent. We're talking ramps, elevators (yes, elevators), and generally wide pathways. BUT, and this is a big but, some areas are still tricky. The uneven cobblestone paths leading to the restaurants could be a challenge for some. So, while they're doing their best, it's not perfectly seamless.

Important to note that they provide facilities for disabled guests and have an elevator. This might make your life lot easier.

The Room: Your Personal Oasis (and Possibly More Marble)

Okay, the rooms. Prepare to be spoiled. We had a room with a view (duh!), and it was decked out with everything you could possibly need. Think: bathrobes, slippers, free bottled water, a mini bar, and Wi-Fi [free]. We're talking serious comfort. Oh, and the air conditioning saved my life. Honestly, I was sweating just thinking about going outside. The soundproofing was also top-notch; I slept like a baby (until the next morning, which involved a toddler and a shrieking alarm clock).

The Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Stomach Ache)

Alright, foodies, this is where the fun truly begins. Here's the lowdown:

Buffet in restaurant: A buffet of epic proportions. You will overeat. It's unavoidable. They have everything. Absolutely everything. From fresh-baked bread to sushi to what I think was some kind of mystery meat with a fancy name. They also have Asian cuisine in restaurant
A la carte in restaurant: The a la carte restaurants are superb. The service is top-notch, the food is delicious, and it’s a nice change of pace from the buffet, offering different cuisine options
Restaurants: There are multiple restaurants to choose from: Vegetarian restaurant, Asian restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and more.
Snack bar: For those times when you need a quick bite.
Poolside bar: I lived at the poolside bar. The cocktails flowed freely, the views were divine, and it was the perfect spot to nurse a mild hangover.
Coffee/tea in restaurant and Coffee shop: Perfect for the caffeine fix or a relaxing cup of tea.
Room service [24-hour]: Because sometimes, you just don't want to leave your room.
Breakfast [buffet] and Breakfast service: Start your day with a filling breakfast.
Bottle of water: They provide these for free, which is great when you're in the sun.
Western breakfast and Western cuisine in restaurant: If you don't feel like Asian or International cuisines.
Desserts in restaurant: And the desserts…oh, the desserts. Prepare to enter a sugar coma you won't want to leave.

The Spa: My Body's New Best Friend

Alright, confession time. I'm usually a "jump in the pool and call it a spa day" kinda gal. But the Princess Andriana forced me to relax. The Spa/sauna is a highlight. You can go for a Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage.

Also, they have a Steamroom and Sauna.

The Activities: Keeping the Boredom at Bay

You could easily spend your entire vacation lounging by the pool (tempting, I know). But if you do feel the need to, the Princess Andriana has you covered.

Swimming pool: Multiple pools, all sparkling and inviting.
Fitness center: For those who feel guilty about all the eating and drinking.
Gym/fitness: You can work out, if you want.
Things to do, ways to relax: Plenty of options.

Cleanliness and Safety: Trying to Stay Alive in a Pandemic (and Succeeding!)

Okay, let's get serious for a sec. I'm always a bit of a germaphobe, even before the apocalypse. And the Princess Andriana gets it. They've got Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Hand sanitizer everywhere. They do Rooms sanitized between stays. You can even Rooms sanitization opt-out available. The staff is properly trained in Staff trained in safety protocol. I felt surprisingly safe.

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Because Calories Don't Count on Vacation (or Do They?)

The food and drink situation at the Princess Andriana is, to put it mildly, comprehensive.

Bar: All the alcohol, all the time.
Poolside bar: My second home.
Happy hour: The best hour of the day.
Snack bar: Perfect for when you're between meals.
Coffee shop: Your daily caffeine fix.

Services and Conveniences: Basically, They'll Cater to Your Every Whim

This resort is equipped with numerous services and conveniences, including: Air conditioning in public area, Breakfast in room, Babysitting service, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, On-site event hosting, Safety deposit boxes, and more.

For the Kids: Keeping the Littles Entertained (and You Sane)

They are Family/child friendly with Kids facilities, including Babysitting service, and Kids meal.

Getting Around: From Airport to Beach (and Back Again)

They provide Airport transfer and Taxi service. They also have Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site].

The Imperfections: Because Nothing is Ever Truly Perfect (Thank God!)

Internet: Free Wi-Fi is great, but the Wi-Fi in the rooms can be a little spotty.
Things to do: The resort is huge, so getting from one place to another can take a hike.
No pets: Unfortunately, Pets allowed unavailable.

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Free Wi-Fi in all rooms
Multiple restaurants and bars
Luxurious spa and wellness center
Wheelchair-accessible facilities
Daily disinfection and enhanced safety measures
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Princess Andriana Resort & Spa - Ultra All-Inclusive Rhodes Greece

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my ultra-all-inclusive Rhodes adventure at the Princess Andriana Resort & Spa. Forget the perfectly polished travel blogs, this is gonna be real. Get ready for the chaos, the sunburn, and the questionable decisions fueled by unlimited cocktails. Here goes nothing…

My Semi-Organized, Utterly Unpredictable, Rhodes Romp - A Princess Andriana Survival Guide

Day 1: Arrival & Existential Sunscreen Dread

Morning (or, more accurately, Mid-day): After what felt like an eternity in cramped airplane seats and a migraine that could rival the Aegean itself, we finally land in Rhodes. The breeze is like a warm, oily hug. Beautiful! Then comes the luggage carousel. The usual dance of frantic searching, mild panic (did I pack enough sunblock? The most important question of the trip!), and the sweet relief when our bags appear. This is the start of vacation right?
Afternoon (aka, The Great Sunscreen Sacrifice): Check-in is a breeze, or at least, a mildly warm zephyr. The hotel is, I have to admit, gorgeous. Lush, green, and dripping with that irresistible "vacation vibe." My room? Pretty decent. I immediately crack open the complimentary water (hydration is KEY, people). Then comes the Great Sunscreen Ritual. I apply so much, I momentarily feel like I'm auditioning for a role as a shiny, sun-kissed robot. I can't decide if I look like a Greek god or a glazed donut. Either way, the sun is NOT to be trifled with.
Late Afternoon/Evening (aka, Cocktail Hour & The Buffet Battle): First cocktail? Yes, please! My "research" has shown that the mojitos here are legendary. They are! I might have had three, maybe four… the day is a blur of poolside lounging, and making friends with the little lizards that seem determined to sneak a peak. Evening: The buffet. Oh, the buffet. It’s a culinary battlefield. The sheer quantity of food is overwhelming! I start with the "healthy plate" of a small salad, then proceed to indulge in a mini-baclava adventure, before realising the amount of food I've taken is probably enough to feed a small village. I'm not sure what is better, the food or the incredible view from the restaurant. I finish with a tiny piece of chocolate cake, which is apparently never enough!
Quirky Observation: The sheer number of perfectly bronzed British families attempting to conquer pool inflatables is a sight to behold.
Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated joy mixed with the creeping suspicion that I’m going to be permanently sunburnt and slightly broke by the end of this trip.

Day 2: Beach Bummin' Blues & The Myth of Relaxation

Morning (or, The Great Sun-Induced Panic): Woke up with a mild sunburn and a profound sense of existential dread. Did I apply enough sunscreen? Maybe. Did I drink enough water? Definitely not. Head to the beach, which is stunning. The water is clear, the sand is soft, and the sun… Well, the sun is a blazing inferno of energy. The worst thing about the beach is that it's made me feel like I should actually do something. Ugh.
Afternoon (aka, Beach, Beers & Brooding): Find a sunbed (miracle!), apply more sunscreen (seriously, I'm practically swimming in it), and plop down. The first few hours are bliss. The sound of the waves, the warmth on my skin… Then comes the restlessness. My brain starts whirring. I start feeling guilty for not doing anything. I want to relax, but I also want to explore. I finally dive onto the water, and enjoy the waves.
Evening (aka, The Water Sports Debacle): Decided to get adventurous. Signed up for a guided tour around the waters. My heart was pounding, I was terrified of the water, but I still got into the boat. I can't disclose the events, the memory is now just a blur of adrenaline, the waves, and the fear that I’d somehow end up as a headline on the local news.
Anecdote: Almost lost my sunglasses to a rogue wave and developed a new appreciation for the power of the sea.
Opinion: The Myth of relaxation is just that, a myth. It's impossible to switch off completely!
Emotional Reaction: Mixed. A healthy dose of fear, followed by a triumphant sigh of relief (and a cocktail, obviously).

Day 3: Rhodes Town Ramble & Accidental Souvenir Acquisition

Morning: Today, we'll head to the ancient town. Found the bus, great. The drive through the winding roads is stunning, the landscape is simply breathtaking.
Afternoon: Lost in the maze-like streets of Rhodes Town. I get completely turned around at one point, it's amazing.
Evening: As the sun begins to drop, we find a small taverna for dinner, and then decide to stop at a shop. I am so in love with the art, with the products. I end up purchasing a painting, which I'm now slightly regretting, I don't know where it will go.
Quirky Observation: Greek shopkeepers are masters of the up-sell. By the end of the day, I have a painting, and one ceramic cat.
Emotional Reaction: Overwhelmed by the beauty, slightly terrified about shipping costs, and strangely happy about the ceramic cat.

Day 4: The Spa Experience - And The Quest for Inner Peace (Spoiler: Didn't Find It)

Morning: Oh, yes. The Spa. After three days of sun, cocktails, and questionable food choices, I figured I deserved some pampering. Let's be real, I needed it.
Afternoon (Let The Pampering Begin): The spa itself is gorgeous. Soft lighting, soothing music, the smell of essential oils… I get a massage, and for about thirty minutes, I genuinely feel relaxed. Then my brain kicks back in. I start analyzing the massage therapist’s technique. Am I relaxed? Is this worth the money? Is the music on a loop? The inner critic is relentless.
Evening (aka, The Great Dinner Debrief): I try to debrief my experience at the dinner table. I tell everyone about the massage… Did I actually feel relaxed? The response is indifferent, so I change the subject.
Anecdote: I accidentally dropped a cucumber slice on my face during the facial. Dignity? Gone.
Opinion: Spas are a nice idea, but I'm not quite sure they're for me. All that quiet time to think is dangerous.
Emotional Reaction: Slight disappointment, followed by a renewed appreciation for the power of a good mojito.

Day 5: Pool Day, Reflection & The Unending Quest for the Perfect Tan

Morning: Back to the pool! I finally succumbed to the allure of the swim-up bar.
Afternoon: Sunbathing, swimming, occasional existential dread about heading back home and losing my tan. The world is a blur of azure water and fluffy towels.
Evening: Dinner and drinks, then early to bed. I can't believe how quickly the holiday is passing, or how much food I've consumed.
Quirky Observation: The hotel staff are ridiculously efficient and perpetually cheerful. Are they robots? Possibly.
Emotional Reaction: A bittersweet mixture of contentment and a nagging feeling of impending departure anxiety.

Day 6: Farewell Feast & The Reality of Departure

Morning: A final breakfast, a lingering gaze at the glistening sea. The last few hours are spent trying to cram in as much enjoyment as humanly possible.
Afternoon: Packing. The true test of a vacationer's mettle. Faced with a suitcase filled with souvenirs, slightly stained clothes, and a profound sense of nostalgia.
Evening: A final farewell dinner, followed by packing, and the inevitable post-vacation blues. The reality of returning home has begun to sink in.
Anecdote: Almost missed my flight because I lost track of time while staring at the sunset, contemplating the meaning of life.
Opinion: Nobody, and I mean nobody, is ever ready to leave a place like this.
Emotional Reaction: A potent mix of gratitude, sadness, and a desperate craving for… another mojito.

Day 7: Back Home

Morning: The plane ride to the airport, the arrival at home, and the return to reality. Sunburn, memories, and the lingering taste of salty sea air.
Emotional Reaction: A deep appreciation for vacations, the sun, the sea, and the ability to escape the everyday.
In Conclusion: The Princess Andriana Resort & Spa in Rhodes? Highly recommended. My trip? A messy, imperfect, and utterly unforgettable experience. I wouldn't change a thing. (Except maybe the sunburn.)

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Okay, so I'm landing in Rhodes... Is the Princess Andriana as ridiculously glamorous as it looks online? (And will someone carry my ridiculously heavy suitcase?)

Alright, picture this: I stumble off the plane, brain officially mushy from the red-eye. Jet lag hitting *hard*. And then… BAM! The Princess Andriana. And yeah, it’s actually *more* impressive in person. Honestly. The lobby? Marble, fountains, the whole shebang. They do indeed whisk away your luggage faster than I can say “ouzo.” (Thank you, sweet, kind porters, you saved my aching back.) The first thing I did? Collapsed on the ridiculously comfy sofa in my room and stared at the sea. Seriously, it felt like a movie scene. The air conditioning, however, was a little… enthusiastic. I had to wrestle with the thermostat to actually feel warm.

Is the arrival process smooth or a complete circus? I've got stories...

Okay, so "smooth" is a subjective word here. It starts smooth – pick-up from the airport, nice driver, all the usual lovely niceness. BUT, (and there's a *but*), it did get a *tiny* bit chaotic at check-in. Not total circus, thankfully. But! They seemed a tad understaffed at that particular moment. A few people weaved on the queue, a couple of confused faces, and, well, let's just say my patience, at this stage of holidaying, was already wearing thin. But hey, a glass of bubbly while waiting (as they offered) definitely helped!

Room views: worth the upgrade? Tempted by that sea view, but is it really worth the extra cash?

Okay, personal opinion time: YES. ABSOLUTELY. Splurge on the sea view. I'm someone who generally balks at extra costs. But the view… Oh. My. God. Waking up to that turquoise water every morning? Priceless. Seriously. I practically lived on my balcony. Sure, you *can* get a good view from some of the other rooms, but trust me, a full-on ocean vista is worth the investment. I even forgot to put up the "Do Not Disturb" sign *once*. The cleaning lady was lovely, though... awkward for all of us.

Are the rooms actually clean? (I'm a bit of a germaphobe, you see...) And is the bed comfy? The real question.

As someone who carries hand sanitizer like it's a vital organ, I can say with (relative) confidence: yes! The rooms are clean! Spotlessly clean, in fact. They clearly take it seriously. And the bed? Oh, the bed… It was like sleeping on a cloud. Seriously. I’m usually a terrible sleeper, but I slept like a baby. The only downside? Leaving it. And the air con, like I said before, was a tad strong. Might want to pack an extra blanket!

The food. Tell me everything. Is it the usual bland all-inclusive fare, or are we talking gourmet heaven?

Okay, let's be real: all-inclusive can be a gamble. But the food at the Princess Andriana… it's GOOD. Not just “good for all-inclusive,” but actually good. The main buffet restaurant had a ridiculous amount of options, so much I got overwhelmed. (First world problems, I know.) But the quality was consistently high. The Greek nights were my favourite! The a la carte restaurants were even better though – absolutely worth booking (make those reservations *early*!). Especially the Italian. I had the best pizza of my *life* there, honestly! I ate so much, I think I gained about five pounds, but *totally* worth it. And the desserts? Don't even get me started… pure, sugary bliss.

Booze – good booze? Or watered-down cocktails and dodgy wine?

Alright, let's cut to the chase: the drinks were surprisingly decent. You get the usual suspects, but they also have some good quality stuff included in the all-inclusive package. The cocktails? Not watered-down! They were expertly made, and the bartenders knew their stuff. I made it my personal mission to sample every single one. And the wine… some of it was really quite good. I'm not a wine snob, but even I could tell the difference. And hey, it's all included! Which, you know, makes it all even better. Though a few too many "Mai Tais" might have blurred the lines between day and night.

Any dining tips? (Like, how to avoid the hordes at breakfast…)

Okay, here's the insider intel. If you want to avoid the breakfast buffet rush… go late. Like, right before they start clearing things away. The early bird gets the… well, the crowded buffet. Or head for one of the other restaurants. Alternatively, embrace the chaos! People-watching at breakfast is a sport in itself. And book your a la carte reservations ASAP. They fill up quickly!

The pools… are they as gorgeous as they look? Any seat wars? (I hate seat wars.)

Oh, the pools. Yes, they're gorgeous. Seriously stunning. Infinity pools overlooking the sea… pure bliss. But, (and it's a big BUT), yes, there is some seat-saving. *Some*. Not the absolute worst I've seen, thankfully. They have plenty of sunbeds, but if you want a prime spot… get up early. (Ugh, I hate getting up early on holiday!). I found a nice spot overlooking the sea – perfect for reading and sipping cocktails. Seriously, the pool scene is great. But the beach... *that's* where it's at

Beach life: is the beach actually good? (And what about the watersports?!)

The beach! Okay, this is my *thing*. The beach at the Princess Andriana is fantastic. Sandy, clean, and the water is crystal clear. (I'm a total water snob, and it passed the test!). Watersports are available, if that's your thing (I'm more of a “lie on a sunbed with a book” person, tbh). Just a warning, the sun is STRONG. Remember your sunscreen! I didn't. Regret. Ouch.

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