Ryazan's Hidden Gem: Priokskaya Hotel Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Ryazan's Hidden Gem: Priokskaya Hotel Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Ryazan's Priokskaya Hotel: Seriously? You Won't Believe This! (My Honest Take)
Okay, folks. Let's talk Ryazan. And let's talk, specifically, about the Priokskaya Hotel. SEO-friendly, right? Good. Because I'm about to spill the tea, the borscht, and maybe even the complimentary tea from the hotel's delightful little coffee/tea maker…it's all about honesty here.
First off, let's be clear: Ryazan is not exactly a bustling metropolis. So, when I booked the Priokskaya, I wasn't expecting the Four Seasons. But… I did expect something. And the Priokskaya… well, it surprised me. In good ways. And, occasionally, in ways that made me want to bang my head against the (thankfully soundproofed) wall.
Accessibility - The Good, the Bad, and the Russian Winter
Okay, let's dive into the nitty-gritty for those who, you know, need the nitty-gritty. Accessibility is… mixed. The hotel boasts facilities for disabled guests, which is a HUGE plus. Elevator? Yep, thankfully. But navigating the outside? That’s where things got a bit tricky, especially with the Russian winter trying to ice skate on everything. (Note to self: pack more sturdy boots next time.) So, while inside the hotel is generally amenable, getting to the hotel and then around the city might require some planning.
Rooms – Cozy, but… "Russian Cozy"
Let's be REAL. My room? It was a mixed bag. On the plus side: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! Though, to be completely honest, occasionally it felt like connecting via a carrier pigeon. But hey, it was mostly functional, and the fact that I could get online to upload my stories and read without having to leave in the public areas was amazing.
Speaking of rooms, mine had a desk, which was great for working. There was an Ironing facilities (yay!), a Hair dryer (double yay!), a Refrigerator (keeping my mineral water ice cold), and even a mini bar (tempting but I resisted). The Bathroom phone? I honestly didn't even know what to do with it. Call room service? Talk to the ghost of a Tsar? I didn't try, to be honest. I found myself in need of more towels than the included, but that was quickly addressed!
The bed? Comfortably firm. Blackout curtains? Essential. Air conditioning? Absolutely! (Because Ryazan can get toasty in the summer.) The **TV had a wide range of channels, including *satellite/cable channels*!
The Imperfections: Some areas were definitely… dated. Think "Soviet chic" meets "slightly worn". The carpets, while clean, showed their age. The toiletries were basic, but you know what? They got the job done.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking - A Culinary Adventure (Sort of)
Listen. The breakfast buffet was… well, a buffet. There was the usual: Western breakfast options (eggs, sausages, etc.), plus some more “Russian” options, which, for a food adventurer like myself, was an amazing thing.
I loved the Asian breakfast; I was expecting something pretty amazing, but I don't think they had that.
There's a coffee shop (essential), and a bar (also essential, especially after battling Ryazan's winter weather). They also have restaurants where they served international cuisine and Western cuisine, and a vegetarian restaurant!
The room service [24-hour] menu was quite tempting. I caved. I ordered the salad…it was huge and delicious.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax - More Than You Think!
Okay, so the Priokskaya is NOT a resort. But, it’s got some cool stuff to unwind. I found a Sauna, a Spa, and a Gym/fitness center! And I took advantage of the Massage at the spa, and it was honestly the best I'd had in a while. The prices were surprisingly reasonable.
I didn't indulge in the Body scrub or Body wrap, but I did see people getting them and wished I had time.
The Pool with a view was amazing. I took advantage of it at the first chance.
Cleanliness and Safety - Making Me Feel Safe. And That's Important.
In these times? Safety is EVERYTHING. And the Priokskaya gets this. Anti-viral cleaning products were used, and there was Daily disinfection in common areas. They've got that Hand sanitizer literally everywhere. Plus, there's always a Doctor/nurse on call.
They also have a few security features, including CCTV in common areas, and CCTV outside property!
I especially appreciated the Safe dining setup with well-spaced tables, and the Staff trained in safety protocol. I definitely felt safe there!
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter
This hotel has a bunch of services you expect from a hotel these days. They offer Daily housekeeping, Luggage storage, and a Concierge. They offer Car park [on-site], dry cleaning, and Laundry service.
They had a Gift/souvenir shop, always helpful.
Getting Around - Easy Peazy (Mostly)
Airport transfer can be arranged and it felt easy to schedule. They had Taxi service.
For the Kids - Family Friendly!
Look, I didn't travel with kids. But the hotel is kid-friendly, offering babysitting service and Kids meal.
My Emotional Verdict: Would I Go Back?!
Okay, here's the truth. The Priokskaya Hotel isn't perfect. But it's got that "something" - a certain charm, a sincerity, a desire to make its guests feel comfortable. It's clean, it's safe, and it's surprisingly well-equipped for a hotel in Ryazan.
And you know what? I had a really good time. I felt like I got a genuine slice of Russian hospitality.
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(Disclaimer: This review is based on my personal experience. Your mileage may vary. And yes, the Russian winter is cold.)
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because you're about to get a warts-and-all peek into my absolutely bonkers trip to the Priokskaya Hotel in Ryazan, Russia. This isn't some glossy travel brochure, this is the unedited, slightly-off-kilter, and utterly me version. Expect tangents. Expect complaints. Expect maybe a small existential crisis. You've been warned.
Day 1: Arrival and the Awkward Hotel Hug
Morning (or what passes for it after a transatlantic flight): Landed at Moscow (Sheremetyevo, because apparently, I'm not fancy enough for the other one). The baggage carousel? A chaotic dance of lost suitcases and weary travelers. My own suitcase, naturally, decided to take a scenic tour of Europe before eventually rejoining me in the arrivals hall. Sigh. Already a mood. The train journey to Ryazan. Stuffy and filled with grumpy old men.
Afternoon: Finally, the Priokskaya! The exterior? Sort of…Soviet chic. Think concrete and a faint whiff of yesterday’s memories. The lobby? Ah, the lobby! Imagine a time capsule from the 80s. The staff, bless their hearts, seemed a little… surprised to see me. I could practically hear the thoughts, “Another one?” Check-in involved a lot of gesturing and my limited Russian, eventually resulting in me waving a hand at my own stomach when talking about food. My Russian is atrocious but I learned it.
The Room: Okay, the room. It had… character. The wallpaper, a swirling symphony of faded floral patterns, was either incredibly retro or desperately sad. The bed? Stiff enough to use as a trampoline, which, surprisingly, I considered. The view? Directly into the courtyard. Which, as it turned out, holds the local cats. I love cats.
Dinner - The Culinary Adventure (or Trial, Depending on Your Perspective): The hotel restaurant! It was… an experience. The menu? A glorious (and slightly terrifying) array of dishes I could barely pronounce. My waiter, a tall man with kind eyes, patiently helped me. I ordered something involving dumplings and a suspicious amount of gravy. I think it was delicious even if I'm not sure what it was.
Evening - The "Welcome to Russia" Ritual: I was exhausted. Jet lag was doing its best to conquer me. But, I was determined to be a good traveler, so I forced myself to walk around. I walk around the city square and had to hide my smile when I saw something.
Day 2: Church Bells and the Bitter Beauty of Ryazan
- Morning - The Cathedral of Miracles (and Mild Discomfort): I visited the Ryazan Kremlin. The place itself is gorgeous. I was definitely in awe. The church services, however, were a whole other story. The chanting. The incense. The sheer density of people all packed into a relatively small space. It was more than a little overwhelming. But beautiful.
- Afternoon - The Museum, and the Man with the Bear: I then went to a museum. I had no idea that I was going to leave with a story to tell. The museum itself was filled with local history, artifacts, and things I barely understood. It was all great. But… it was the guide. He was an older man with the warmest smile. Apparently, at some point, his family had a bear. He told me about it. It was the best story. It was everything.
- Evening - A Quest for Vodka and the Elusive Internet: Russians and vodka, it's a thing, right? I figured I should sample the local fare. Finding a decent bar that wasn’t also a karaoke hellscape proved…challenging. The internet was also a pain in the ass. You'd think in this day and age, a hotel would have decent Wi-Fi. Apparently, not. I spent the evening chasing a signal like a digital Bigfoot.
Day 3: The Unexpected Delights and the Existential Bread Dumpling
- Morning - Finding the Rhythm of Ryazan: I decided to ditch the 'tourist' thing and just wander. I found a park (of course). Some really beautiful things. The city's vibe? It was… slow. In the best way. It was like the city was breathing, taking its time, not rushing for anyone. It was peaceful.
- Afternoon - The Great Bread Dumpling Crisis of '23: I stumbled upon a small cafe, drawn in by promises of "Pelmeni." (The dumplings again!) I ordered a bowl. Then I did something stupid. I took a big bite of a bread dumpling. I'm not sure why my brain didn't process the implications of "bread" and "dumpling." It was… a bread ball. A giant, doughy, starch bomb. I spent a good hour trying to choke it down. It was awful, of course.
- Evening - An Ode to the Courtyard Cats, and a Glimmer of Hope: Back at the hotel. I sat by my window. The cats were there. They are very serious cats. I've watched them for hours. Suddenly, I wasn't alone. I felt a surge of emotion. They felt familiar. It's the little things. They're not stupid, but they are honest.
Day 4: The Priokskaya Farewell (and a Sigh of Relief)
- Morning - Breakfast, Regrets, and the Airport Run: Breakfast was… a continuation of the culinary adventure. The coffee was strong. I took my time considering the bread dumpling.
- Departure: The train back to Moscow, the flight back home. The whole trip - a beautiful disaster. I learned to say thank you. I'd go back. But not for a while. Maybe.
So, there you have it. My Priokskaya Hotel and Ryazan adventure in all its messy, flawed glory. It wasn't perfect. Far from it. But, it was mine. And, you know what? I wouldn't trade it for a perfectly curated Instagram feed. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find a real dumpling.
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Priokskaya Hotel in Ryazan: Seriously, What Was *That*? (My Real-Time Brain Dump)
Okay, so the headline said "hidden gem"... is it *actually* a gem or just a shiny turd?
Let's get to the rooms. Are they clean? (Important question!)
The food! Tell me about the food! I'm already hungry just thinking about it...
What about the staff? Were they friendly at least? (Because, you know, a smile goes a long way...)
Let's talk about the location. Is it convenient? Is it close to anything interesting?
Anything else I should be prepared for? Any quirks I need to know about?
Okay, so would you recommend the Priokskaya? Be honest!
Any parting words of wisdom before I book?
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